A Madman with the dream of a milk-proof robot

Brienne the beauty, you speak the truth 

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thameofgroans:

stark kids and wolves

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kateoplis:

Awesome FLOTUS being awesome

 is she not the coolest first lady evur

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okaymorganfreeman:

I LOLed.

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why do i relate to this? i cant imagine why

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Please enjoy this piece of classic starwars, edited for my pleasure 

cure for delusions of grandure and an overly inflated ego, being bitchslapped by your uncle who is half your height

Trust me, swim team was totally not like this. 

i honestly wish i could hand people drinks while insulting their character and not get fired. “Non-fat no-foam double latte for the fat bitch in the fake fur”

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